What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:13

Sure no problem officer.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
After a few moments he returns.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?