What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:06
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.